Just Follow the Directions...wait, what??
It's A Dogs Life
People. They astonish me at every turn. Take for instance my neighbors who occupy a huge lot. In fact, here is a picture of their shit place: I mean, what is all that junk? Look at that shed! Those decrepit trailers. Click on the image for the full size (it's worth it). Anyway.... Last year they had 2 dogs, one a quiet mutt and the other, some kind of Terrier: I cannot stress how yappy this creature was. It would yap at you when you walked outside. It would yap at you when you came home from work. It would yap at passing cars, at passing trains, at passing Robins. It would yap at its own yap . My wonderful neighbors took it all in stride. They kept these 2 dogs in their outside dog cage ALL THE TIME. It yapped so much, I began forming an image of this beast in my mind. It looked something like this: Even the owners were annoyed at the barking. They would, in fact, yap at their own dog to SHUT UP! Their own voice drowning out the pup. Cut to neighbor's door closi...
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