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Parenting 101

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Children learn by observation. They soak in everything they see and they begin life by mimicry. If my child becomes a tyrant, it is be cause I have been tyrannical. So what makes a good parent ? One word: Nutrition. Here's a nice definition of the word: Nutrition: the materials necessary (in the form of food) to support life. Many common health problems can be prevented or alleviated with a healthy diet. Understand that WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT FOOD HERE. We are talking about emotional and mental development. Lesson 1 - Pat ience. Parents, in order to teach patience, one must not lose patience. Lesson 13 - Apologies Parents you are always telling your kids to apologize for their actions. In order to teach them to apologize you must FIRST give them an apology each time you wrong them. Come on, you know what I mean. When you say something hateful. Or you get frustrated and angry with them because they're moving too slow (and the problem isn't that they

Human Action Figure!

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New from Beeno Toys Inc. The Human Action Figure - now with Frailty included! Fun for the whole family. Sit back and relax as your children re-enact the Exxon Valdez disaster! Throw your head back with laughter as criminals and innocents alike are executed before your very eyes! Another Beeno Toys Inc. instant classic!

Blood, Urine and Feces - S.T.E.A.L.T.H. Training Video

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S.T.E.A.L.T.H. - America's Top, Top Secret Agency. Hidden away, even from all other government agencies, they fight horridness wherever it lurks. It is through constant training and vigilance and that "Can-Do" attitude that makes their enemies quake. Enter the arena of S.T.E.A.L.T.H. in this training video. One day, you too could save the world. S.T.E.A.L.T.H. Comic Books now on sale. Catch the latest issue! http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/stealth-issue-%23112---disbanded/12035379