Human Action Figure!

New from Beeno Toys Inc. The Human Action Figure - now with Frailty included!

Fun for the whole family. Sit back and relax as your children re-enact the Exxon Valdez disaster! Throw your head back with laughter as criminals and innocents alike are executed before your very eyes!

Another Beeno Toys Inc. instant classic!

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  1. Whetam GnauckweirstSeptember 11, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    Will there be a Warren Commission and Wall Street Crash action figures to follow? I sure hope so!

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  2. Beeno KevorkianSeptember 11, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    The Warren Commission playset has been discontinued due to the difficulty of keeping up with demand. If you're not already aware of our on-line fan-choice poll, the Wall Street Crash finished in 3rd place and may be considered for future lines. 1st place winner? Female Circumcision. Should hit shelves near you this October.

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