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Children learn by observation. They soak in everything they see and they begin life by mimicry. If my child becomes a tyrant, it is be cause I have been tyrannical. So what makes a good parent ? One word: Nutrition. Here's a nice definition of the word: Nutrition: the materials necessary (in the form of food) to support life. Many common health problems can be prevented or alleviated with a healthy diet. Understand that WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT FOOD HERE. We are talking about emotional and mental development. Lesson 1 - Pat ience. Parents, in order to teach patience, one must not lose patience. Lesson 13 - Apologies Parents you are always telling your kids to apologize for their actions. In order to teach them to apologize you must FIRST give them an apology each time you wrong them. Come on, you know what I mean. When you say something hateful. Or you get frustrated and angry with them because they're moving too slow (and the problem isn't that they...

New from Beeno Toys Inc. The Human Action Figure - now with Frailty included! Fun for the whole family. Sit back and relax as your children re-enact the Exxon Valdez disaster! Throw your head back with laughter as criminals and innocents alike are executed before your very eyes! Another Beeno Toys Inc. instant classic!

S.T.E.A.L.T.H. - America's Top, Top Secret Agency. Hidden away, even from all other government agencies, they fight horridness wherever it lurks. It is through constant training and vigilance and that "Can-Do" attitude that makes their enemies quake. Enter the arena of S.T.E.A.L.T.H. in this training video. One day, you too could save the world. S.T.E.A.L.T.H. Comic Books now on sale. Catch the latest issue! http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/stealth-issue-%23112---disbanded/12035379

At long last... The final issue of the long-running Comic Book: S.T.E.A.L.T.H. by Doug Macphisto. http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/stealth-issue-%23112---disbanded/12035379 Buy your copy today!

“The trouble with God is that he has no competition. He’s running a coercive monopoly and has been getting away with it for thousands of years. Personally I think the state of affairs on this planet would be much better if we had more options when it came to deities. And you can’t argue it’s not a monopoly. Consider these definitions: Lack of competition for the good or service they provide and a lack of viable substitute goods . Or: A coercive mo nopoly actively prohibits competitors from entering the field or PUNISHES competitors who do. Simply put, WE NEED MORE GODS. - Beeno Kevorkian

"Look, making things better for everyone isn't going to help anyone. Stream-lining things to be more manageable is just going to confuse them." - Beeno Kevorkian

Telemarketers. I love them. But then again who doesn’t? I especially love when their computer auto-dialer switch to the next available telemarketer (read: soulless bastard) - and there is that indistinguishable delayed response. The tell-tale sign of a busy telemarketer (read: soulless bastard). I love it when I have to say “hello” twice before they say “hello?”, and then of course I have to say “hello” a third time. I gotta tell you, I just find that so effective on their part. I am certain most people on this planet (read: soulless bastards) are very patient with this and NEVER hang up. And the use of this predictive dialing absolutely compels me to purchase whatever it is they are peddling on this day. And I trust these companies have done all of their market research and that one day I will use that carpet steamer I bought. Just because I have hardwood floors throughout my entire loft doesn’t mean I’ll never need it! Consider how perfect their logic is, how completely unfla...