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We here at Broken is the New Fixed is pleased to announce the winner of our 2011 Internet Awesomeness Award. The unprecedented third time recipient of this award goes to: Inside the Hot Dog Factory for excellence in combating ignorance as well as having the clearest mirror in which to perfectly reflect reality. The statue was carefully carved from Pompeiian remains in a joint effort between Hasbro Inc. and Sideshow Collectibles. It stands 12 inches from the cherrywood base to the fuzzy head. Retails for $249.99. Congratulations to the folks at Inside the Hot Dog Factory .

That's right, Pistol Palin, 20, is already plotting her future career in politics. Pistol believes Washington should have more regular people like her in office making decisions for the country, rather than the elite that currently run DC. It just brings a tear to my eye. Finally, America is heading back to Camelot!

Okay, I admit, things did get a little out of hand.

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I just recently read L. Frank Baum's Wizard of Oz. I was startled to find the following quote, which to my mind perfectly explains not only Jesus, but how he has been able to last for 2000 years. After the Wizard of Oz has given the Scarecrow, the Tin Man and the Lion the thing they want the most (in fact they already had what they desired all the time), the Wizard muses to himself: "How can I help being a humbug," he said, "when all these people make me do things that everybody knows can't be done? It was easy to make the Scarecrow and the Lion and the Woodsman happy, because they imagined I could do anything."